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The last day of the regular season is this Sunday, and it's been a competitive and fun season, but now it's time to get serious. Real Ready, Duh, Winning, and Crispin have officially been eliminated from playoff contention, but they all still have the potential to spoil the playoff dreams of their opponents.

There are a number of scenarios that can potentially occur in terms of the playoff seeding. If there's a two team tie in terms of record, whoever won the regular season matchup gets the higher seed. If the two teams didn't face each other (Team X and Game, Blouses never played each other), seeding is determined by the final overall point differential.

If there is a three team tie and regular season matchups don't make seeding clear (Anthony Wiener's Wiener beat Nobody, Nobody beat Team X, and Team X beat Anthony Wiener's Wiener [Scenarios 12-14]), point differential is used. If a four way tie in terms of final record occurs, seeding is determined by final point differential.

There are 16 scenarios that can occur this week:

Scenario 1

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener1

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Team X

Scenario 2

Duh, Winning loses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Nobody3

(2) Game, Blouses2 vs (3) Anthony Wiener's Wiener

Scenario 3

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Team X4

(2) Nobody5 vs (3) Game, Blouses

Scenario 4

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Team X

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Nobody3

Scenario 5

Duh, Winning loses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Team X4

Scenario 6

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Team X4

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Nobody

Scenario 7

Duh, Winning loses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Nobody3

Scenario 8

Duh, Winning loses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Nobody

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Anthony Wiener's Wiener1

Scenario 9

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener1

(2) Game, Blouses/Team X vs (3) Game, Blouses/Team X6

Scenario 10

Duh, Winning loses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener2, 4

(2) Game, Blouses/Team X vs (3) Game, Blouses/Team X6

Scenario 11

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Game, Blouses/Team X6

(2) Nobody3, 5 vs (3) Game, Blouses/Team X

Scenario 12

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody1, 3, 4

(2) Game, Blouses vs (3) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody

Scenario 13

Duh, Winning beats Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready beats Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody1, 3, 4

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody

Scenario 14

Duh, Winning loses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats to Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox loses to Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Game, Blouses vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody1, 3, 4

(2) Holy Day Detox vs (3) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody

Scenario 15

Duh, Winning loses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X loses to Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Nobody/Game, Blouses1, 2, 5

(2) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Nobody/Game, Blouses vs (3) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Nobody/Game, Blouses

Scenario 16

Duh, Winning losses to Anthony Wiener's Wiener
Team X beats Crispin
Real Ready loses to Nobody
Holy Day Detox beats Game, Blouses

Playoff Matchups:

(1) Holy Day Detox vs (4) Anthony Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody/Game, Blouses

(2) Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody/Game, Blouses vs (3) Wiener's Wiener/Team X/Nobody/Game, Blouses

1. Anthony Wiener's Wiener beat Nobody (Week 2)

2. Game, Blouses beat Anthony Wiener's Wiener (Week 3)
3. Nobody beat Team X (Week 5)
4. Team X beat Anthony Wiener's Wiener (Week 4)
5. Nobody beat Game, Blouses (Week 1)
6. Team X & Game, Blouses never played each other.

To summarize all of that:

In Scenarios 9-11, the seeding of Team X and Game, Blouses will be determined by the two teams' final point differentials. Point differential will also be used to determined the seeding of Anthony Wiener's Wiener, Team X, and Nobody (one of which will be elimininated) if Scenarios 12-14 occur. If Scenario 15 occurs, point differential will be used to determine the seeding of Anthony Wiener's Wiener, Nobody, and Game, Blouses. Finally, in the case of Scenario 16, point differential will be used to determine the seeding between Anthony Wiener's Wiener, Team X, Nobody, and Game, Blouses (one of which will be eliminated).

The current point differentials are as follows:

    - Game, Blouses +47

    - Team X +55

    - Nobody +10

    - Anthony Wiener's Wiener +7

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Posted on Thursday, August 4th at 11:04pm

 

 

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